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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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